Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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