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  • 92 72
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 1, 11 at 2:44pm

    Because you're only 14....

  • 83 76
    Submitted by TubeSounding on Dec 1, 11 at 5:03pm

    That's why you're getting the usual tie and cuff links, Dad.

  • 73 70
    Submitted by amich on Dec 1, 11 at 11:20pm

    How would she know? Now, If she's still buying your underwear, then yeah...you're too young.

  • 70 66
    Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 1, 11 at 2:08pm

    Unless you are having a threesome with your mom, how will she know....??

    • 64 74
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 3:07pm

      wouldn't want you to dress like a ho...ho ho....(uugh I disgust myself)

      • 55 77
        Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 1, 11 at 3:37pm

        D'oh!

      • 52 62
        Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 2, 11 at 6:32am

        Ha! Sadly, i had one similar to that in the back of my mind before I posted the one above..

  • 68 76
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Dec 1, 11 at 3:34pm

    Your mom sucks then. None of her business.

  • 72 92
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 1, 11 at 3:18pm

    Put the X in X-mas!!

  • 49 60
    Submitted by uchicago on Dec 3, 11 at 3:51pm

    Yeah maybe you should get a job so you can buy your own underwear? Unless you're like 13 in which case you could give him a hj/bj. He won't forget that anytime soon if he's your age. Assuming OP is a girl, I guess it could be a guy