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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:41pm

    ask YOUR doctor if marijuana is right for YOU

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:48pm

    It cures what ales ya both physically and mentally. Don't buy into the bs propaganda. It has less health risks then alchohol, tobacco or prescription drugs. The fact it's illegal is ruining this economy and peoples lives more than it's helping. It's time to legalize it! That is all. Thank you for listening.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:53pm

    Why would anyone say this is a bad night?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:33pm

    i think im gonna talk to my doctor

  • 88 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:24pm

    Just because it's a MN area code doesn't mean they live there anymore. When I moved to TX I had my CA phone for two years...just saying

  • 94 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:46pm

    I am sooooooo jealous!!!!!

  • 92 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:47pm

    This text is an obvious fake. You can't get medical marijuana for food allergies. To 4:33 and 4:34... the real question is what isn't appealing about weed? It makes everything in life more enjoyable. It makes food taste better, music sound better, movies funnier, sex better, relaxes you and expands your mind.

  • 82 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:02am

    Booze country. We are so fucked. You bunch of alcoholics. Fuck YOUR life, you asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:33pm

    People that live for weed... I do not judge you, but do not understand.

  • 83 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:42pm

    Try the hash bon-bons.

  • 76 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:02pm

    tell me your food allergies!!

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:43pm

    Lucky. Mother. Fucker.

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:40pm

    but I have ulcerative colitis & food allergies, if you have one you have the other, in a lot of cases. SO SHUT UP. but i don't want weed for it, ha.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:57am

    Ok, to everyone that's saying you build tolerances to weed, you need to do your fucking research. Marijuana has a reverse tolerance, meaning you build less of a tolerance the more you smoke. Idiots. Maybe if you did some research on the drugs you take, you'd know a thing or two.

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      Submitted by clazel on Apr 7, 10 at 9:29pm

      This is possibly the stupidest drug-related comment I've ever heard... I think I hate you a little bit just for thinking you have enough authority on the matter to comment when you obviously know fuck all... I do a med course at Uni (& smoke shit loads) and I can GUARANTEE this is bullshite

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:12pm

    how are you getting a medicinal marijuana license in Minnesota? this has to be fake.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:56pm

    4:33 and 4:34, of course you wont understand until you try it!!

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:14pm

    You lucky little bitch....

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:39pm

    Fucking liar! Medical marijuana isn't even legal here dipshit!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:12pm

    This is a MN area code and weed isn't legal for medical purposes in MN... so this doesn't really make sense

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:27pm

    four four oh five three two one two two five

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:01pm

    How does that urban grower guy on YouTube get away with having like 30 plants and 200 ounces? Does anyone know who I talking about? That remo guy? --Locke

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:07pm

    What allergies r these?!?

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:11pm

    so fucking lucky haha

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:15pm

    No thc friend, sorry.

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:43pm

    TFLN= texts from last night WTF= what the fuck LOL= laughing out loud

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:47am

    Wtffffff south Florida is the drug capital.. Weed needs to be fucking decriminalized alrede, I mean broward county has their own show (women cops of broward county)

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:15am

    11:54 you know Jack shit. A body accustomed to massive amounts of thc will require a larger amount of it to realease dopamine. Chremical dependency 101.

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:13am

    9:57 - Regarding tolerance, everyone is talking about personal reaction. It doesn't take "research" to know that if you smoke all day for day's on end, you don't get "higher" you get fucking bored. Why don't you go do some CLINICAL research on yourself: Smoke all weekend nonstop & then you will be a much more TOLERABLE person!!!!!!!

  • 67 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:36pm

    It's even funnier to see everyones different facts about the effects of MJ. Haha

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:51am

    That makes the two of us, I trust herbal medicine. Would love to get a license for Marijuana?

  • 66 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:34pm

    I agree with 4:33. What's the appeal?

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:05pm

    All I know is that in CA I can smoke weed legally too :D so fuck u

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:17pm

    ok tfln is all fake, ive submitted countless great texts and not one of em is up here. the makers of the site or whatever control all of this fake shit. so fuck anyone who believes any of this shit and fuck you tfln!!!

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:22am

    Really? DC is gonna pas laws??? Fuck yes!!!!

  • 62 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:28pm

    Omg whAt allergies??

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:52pm

    You can get a 'green' card for damn near anything in CA. Insomnia, cramps, migraines, cataracts, chronic pain, whatever. If I had the money I'd have one right now.

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:11pm

    I call BS. No such thing in Minneapolis.

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:51pm

    what could do you have that would warrant a medical marijuana card? usually it's for ADHD, cataracts, chemotherapy reactions, crohn's or ulcerative colitis. what are you allergic to?

  • 50 69
    Submitted by graystar on Aug 18, 10 at 6:41pm

    I'm allergic tochocolate tooo

  • 52 73
    Submitted by STONEDXD on Apr 5, 10 at 8:42pm

    since when is medical marijuana legal in minnesota?

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:03am

    Woooo! DC is about to pass med pot laws!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:58pm

    who ever said that weed from a club wasn't good probably isn't from CA bc the trees at our clubs are KILL.

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:38pm

    Yes, you're life is very much indeed awsome, I am extremly jealous!

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:52pm

    What foods? I'm allergic to a few things, maybe I can talk to my doctor...

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:48am

    You can definately build up a tolerance to weed. If i quit smoking it for a month or so and then have a joint I'm as high as anything. Two weeks later, if I've been smoking, the same amount will only buzz me a little. I find it really useful for relaxing in crowds. I freak out a bit when I'm surrounded by people, unless I'm a little lit. It's the only way I can enjoy a gig.

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:42am

    Fiiiiiiiirrrrstttttt I win yes winner here oh yeah

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:24pm

    Who is your doctor, and what allergies?

  • 61 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:11pm

    I want food allergies...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:50am

    8:38 if you don't like it then move to somewhere else, just do us a favor and shut up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:45pm

    6:07 is from outer space.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:34pm

    Just cause they have a 612 number doesnt mean they live in Minnesota dipshits. Probably was sett up in Minnesota but they could live somewhere else

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:58pm

    Light that shit! Pass that shit! Smoke that shit!!! --Locke

  • 58 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:36am

    758 knows what they're talkin about

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:44pm

    That's not possible!

  • 57 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:32pm

    medical marijuana isn't very good at all, it is like smoking bunk. You are way better off to just keep buying it off your dealer and if you get asked about it from cops then you can say that you have a prescription for it :)

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:27pm

    this doesn't even make sense but ok. thanks tfln

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:59pm

    A doctor cannot perscribe a medical marijuana for a food allergy. There are no known food allergies that marijuana would cure. I am a Medical Doctor

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:36am

    In cali after u get your card, you can still buy from your friendly neighborhood dealer. even without a card, if you are caught with less than an oz the penalty is i think a $100 citation. im going to move there for sure.

  • 53 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:51am

    That's an awesome way to get a card! lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:25am

    FAKE! WTF IS WITH TFLN

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:46pm

    If you want to get medical weed, just fake a back ache, or say you have insomnia.

  • 54 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:14pm

    whAT THE FUCK ARE THESES ALLERGIES?@@?!?!?!!?!!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:13pm

    @ 5:56: I have tried it and still don't understand the appeal.

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:38am

    Drug country. We r so fucked. U bunch of hippie potheads. Fuck your life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:49am

    Hey, I have a head ace. Can I get a medical MJ liscense. This is getting rediculous you can get one for just about anything now a days. But whatever, have fun smoking yourself stupid...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:01am

    this setup had sooo much potential for a great text. then this dumbass went and ruined it with"my life is awesome"

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:24pm

    Yeh Ive smoked too much weed . I'm fuckng bored of it and I only get high if I smoke like 4 bowls of cron out of my bong. It's fuking bogus. I hate tolerances

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:48pm

    What kind of food allergies? I wish I had whatever allergies you have haha I may fake them if I find out lol

  • 51 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:31pm

    you pry had schitey weed. merc just makes you tired.... try chron next time

  • 49 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:28am

    medical marijuana isn't even legal in Minnesota

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:00pm

    sooooo fucking lucky

  • 48 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:54pm

    11:24, I'm pretty sure any "tolerance" to have to weed is in your head. There's a difference between being used to it and being tolerant. Weed doesn't build tolerances as far as I know.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:35pm

    Whuddafu I have food allergies...what about that qualifies me?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:20pm

    9:57 - You're a fucking idiot. That's not how it works at all. It's not like every day stoners are getting higher every day they continue to smoke.

  • 45 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:55am

    Wisconsin may go to vote in January!! Wahooo you can get this shit for tmj and other petty problems.

  • 43 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:28pm

    what does OP stand for?

  • 37 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 18, 10 at 11:52am

    Does that work fir chocolate allergies???

  • 39 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:07pm

    6:48 I'm right there with ya!!