omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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