Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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