Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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