My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She needs sedatives and a leash
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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