What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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