were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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The cougar kind?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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