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  • 38 22
    Submitted by HailCaeser on May 28, 12 at 2:47pm

    Because real men know when to jump out, before you train wreck you ugly heifer.

    • 17 27
      Submitted by cooterbooter on May 28, 12 at 8:57pm

      When in doubt, bail out.

  • 37 27
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 28, 12 at 6:23pm

    Because the person you're texting knows not to stick his dick in that much crazy.

    • 21 23
      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 28, 12 at 6:41pm

      I think dudes go around looking for piles of crazy to stick thier dick into. Thank you little baby jesus

  • 27 21
    Submitted by x23 on May 29, 12 at 7:55am

    Actually the fuck buddy was the ex boyfriend

  • 29 25
    Submitted by Memphis on May 29, 12 at 1:48am

    Because whores don't deserve nice things.

  • 23 24
    Submitted by Cocaineranger on May 28, 12 at 1:35pm

    she's a keeper <3

  • 17 26
    Submitted by irishgal515 on May 28, 12 at 11:55pm

    Sounds like someone needs a new fuck buddy