**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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