Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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