It's like God shit irony all over that family
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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