i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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