i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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