okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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