So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I understand Curling. That high.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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