**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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