Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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