PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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