I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize