Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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