I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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