Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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