You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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