yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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