we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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