need another drink. this is the easiest way
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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