i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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