Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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