North Korea, Best Korea!
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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