Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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