god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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