Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I had to cum in my sink.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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