You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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