this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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