you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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