Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Who died my cat blue again?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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