): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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