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  • Submitted by loslocos on Dec 21, 10 at 3:19pm

    you could always get out your purse and pay for your half

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 21, 10 at 7:56pm

      you sucked the fun right out of it

  • Submitted by stainless on Dec 21, 10 at 3:06pm

    Kfc isn't that expensive!

  • Submitted by said8ED on Dec 21, 10 at 6:02pm

    Yeah, but, it's not that filling. Eventually, you'll need food.

  • Submitted by SserPrun95 on Dec 21, 10 at 4:59pm

    his plan all along

  • Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Dec 21, 10 at 10:07pm

    I'll have what he's having.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 22, 10 at 3:12pm

      best comment!

  • Submitted by said8ED on Dec 21, 10 at 3:07pm

    That's the winning attitude

  • Submitted by hvltn on Dec 21, 10 at 8:57pm

    Aha! Another girl figures out we don't buy you food because we want to listen to you talk.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 21, 10 at 10:45pm

    If more mothers told their daughters this, life would be good.

  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Dec 21, 10 at 5:17pm

    Fuck him, date him, marry him, bear his kids, put up with his infidelity, get liposuction and a tit lift... etc. You're off to a good, if common, start.

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      Submitted by flatus on Dec 25, 10 at 2:14pm

      Exactly... this is Scottsdale, AZ baby!

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    Submitted by ironman7338 on Dec 21, 10 at 8:08pm

    I like her. I like her alot.

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    Submitted by cwelkman on Dec 21, 10 at 7:36pm

    Why can't all females be like you.

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    Submitted by blite on Dec 21, 10 at 5:30pm

    Wait... I thought he took u to burger king

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    Submitted by KiloBravo444 on Dec 21, 10 at 4:18pm

    We've all been there!

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      Submitted by colabea on Dec 21, 10 at 5:59pm

      I haven't. I pay for my food with money, like most people.

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    Submitted by dartan on Dec 22, 10 at 10:09am

    And to think that he just wanted to feed you because money never gets someone to do what they want.

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    Submitted by monicamischief on Dec 22, 10 at 11:52am

    Or you could pay for your own food. If you don't have enough money, make it clear that you can't afford such a restaurant and go somewhere else. \n\nI think you need to make a boy work a little harder to get a blow job. Not that I have anything against blow jobs, mind.

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    Submitted by buddhaman99 on Dec 21, 10 at 3:35pm

    "Welcome to Taco Bell....... oh shit, that's it!!!!

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    Submitted by dexter75 on Dec 22, 10 at 1:34am

    Thee women in AZ, fake and easy.

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      Submitted by flatus on Dec 25, 10 at 2:15pm

      Love it!

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    Submitted by firsty on Dec 22, 10 at 1:54am

    You better be Firsty! ;)