got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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