in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Did I show you my penis last night?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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