trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
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New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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