Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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