East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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