This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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