Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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