That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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