Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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