Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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